Want some whine with that?

OK, I don't do much whining because, well, it's uncool.
But here goes: If you are in Spin class, don't a) talk with your neighbor through most of the songs, because it only comes out like yelling; and if you're working hard enough, you can't talk anyway and b) smack your gum and c) get up and turn out the whole bank of lights on one of the songs, without the instructor's permission.
All better. Now we can return to our regular programming.