The weekend brunch: Gospel with your eggs?

Here's a cute idea for brunch. You never know what might come with your eggs in one of many of New York's brunch restaurants.
BUT.
Sometimes I just want to eat eggs and bacon.
Which brings me to another topic: Loud restaurants. We seem to have our share here, even among the high-end places. Lots of brick and hardwood. Drives me nuts. Someone told me the other day people drink more when it's loud. (You gotta love a good conspiracy theory: Pack in the patrons! Sell more alcohol!)
Yet here's a good Columbus place that's consistently tasty and quiet.
God, I'm getting old.