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Thursday, September 18, 2008

A pill for everything!

One day, we might be able to program commitment.
Fascinating.
Spouse 1: "Honey, did you take your monogamy pill today?"
Spouse 2: "No, but thanks for reminding me! I was just going to go jogging with my new friend Jill."

2 comments:

Unknown said...

That is a terrific and funny article, but I fear that male prairie voles may soon become extinct. Despite what ethicists say, I see thousands of women descending on the voles' homes to extract the gene they can then inject into their unfaithful husbands or boyfriends. Because most women are not scientists, the poor voles may die, but women in search of committed relationships cannot be stopped.
Of course some women may travel to Africa to seek the same type gene from the wonderfully named Kirk's dik-dik.

Allison Kennedy said...

I loved that name, didn't you?
Kirk's dik-dik.